That's It Happened Again!!

I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my routine
• This can't be real
• I deserve a break

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran here away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

Folks won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about

I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?